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one-text wonder

1.a person, while during any time in their day, sends only one text to someone inquiring "what's up" or "what are you up to tonight", after which, the recipient responds only to hear from that person days later when the cycle repeats.
"Timmy is a notorious one-text wonder."
by alupinthat April 3, 2010
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Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.
No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.
by goduke123 January 23, 2009
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text for your header

text-for-your-header
noun (modern slang)

meaning:
really fun, very good game
example: Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header
by FahKnee June 1, 2019
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Title text here

Title text here
John: *enters a google application*
God: Title text here
by Pusylicker92 February 5, 2019
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text message breakup

Something even a person old enough to be a grandmother and raise two adult children, own a home and have a stable career will do the day after she texted that you are the best thing that's happened in years and she loves your company so much.
A text message breakup is the sign of a person's true lack of class or character that cannot be fixed and will happen again if you let them have a second chance.
by Art Anderson February 28, 2015
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Ghetto Text

Someone from jail calls you and knows there is no money on the phone and leaves a ghetto text instead of their name so you receive a short message.
How to get a Ghetto Text when inmate calls,
Answer phone: You have a call from "I love you" an inmate in the (fill in the blank) facility.
by smokinbudha December 12, 2013
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text lids

When you look in another car and you can only see the other person's eye lids because they are staring in their lap texting on their phone.
Dude 1: wtf is this crazy lady doing
Dude 2: yea I see text lids, that explains a lot
by Almighty Sandwich September 16, 2009
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