Swamp Ass

Origin Story: It is believed it was first used in 1982 When Glenn Schafer arrived in English class freshman year of high school after gym, and had not showered. His friend Steve asked where he'd been and he replied just got outta gym... then after he said I" feel like i have a swamp ass" to which steve started cracking up in the middle of class. As the story goes he used it term here and there but never heard anyone else use it until 10 years later, and when he heard it, he said hey thats my phrase, he was amazed how it took that long to get back around

just got outta gym... I" feel like i have swamp ass"

by Basswiz888 November 3, 2022

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Swamp Logging

the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.

After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.

by ross_perot September 14, 2010

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swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."

I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.

by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022

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Swamp Cactus

theANGRY eX Lover Whome hATES Your Fucking Guts for cHOSING Her cHOOSEY '$i$tEr; Thee Exxx-Wife whome Took Half of Everything AMAN Earned JUST FOR BEING MARRIED TOO hIS UN-LOVABLE ASSA.; The Big Girl down thee street whome be a No-Fed-Mo-Ped ; A Phenominie found in Nature That Consumes all the good of its Enviroment and Then Wounds Anything that even comes close too it ; Thee Reason of Why Where The Wild Things Aare; .

"I hate that Swamp Cactus. ;

i married a Got-Damn Swamp Cactus. ;

by GoinInCircles December 29, 2023

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Swamp Donkey

A not so rare breed of female that is chunky, stinks, and has loose gaped out pussy lips that hangs like sleeve of wizard.

Damn vato did you see that snapchat from the party last weekend? That girl esmeralda is a straight swamp donkey, she had 10 dudes filling her up and she was loving it!!

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

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