Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”

Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”

by Recarma69 April 30, 2023

Suicide

The act of taking one's own life, or in other words killing oneself. This is often caused by severe depression or other mental illnesses. Unfortunately, suicide is at an all-time high among teenagers, and many have attempted the act, most of them succeeding. Although it is highly discouraged, the sad truth is that many are unable to reason with those that contemplate said act.

Many people have gone through this, and you are not alone. Please, please do whatever you can to reach out to any kind of professional help. If you can't speak to a professional for whatever reason need be, please contact the folks at Samaritans.org whom are a charity about suicide prevention. You can call, text, or email them, and an unpaid volunteer is ready to talk and listen. Just in case, please distance yourself from anything you could potentially use to harm yourself. You can get through this, you just have to keep going. Don't give up. You got this.

by Exar_ May 1, 2023

suicidally motivation

the mood you are in where you don't care about life just enough to where you are able to do new things, that you were originally afraid to do.

Person 1: "Hey want to go bungee jumping. "
Person 2: "Yeah sure just have to wait for the suicidally motivation to kick in."
Person 1: "Should I get you a therapist? because that should not be the way for you to do things."
Person 2: "No, plus the debt would bury me before I could."

by ranger10:34 pm May 9, 2023

suicide

a huge skill issue

those furries should suicide

by furrystabber May 10, 2023

Clintonic Suicide

Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.

“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”

“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”

by Dredgen May 11, 2023

economic suicide

A term that means when a government bans and prohibits a certain product or service from a multibillion dollar company that costs a lot of money in revenue and causes harm to the economy.

The United States committed economic suicide by banning an app that was worth over $1 billion in revenue.

by The Ferocious Whomper December 19, 2022

sanctioned suicide

A former subreddit on Reddit which acted as a pro-suicide forum. It was later banned from Reddit and moved to it's own site, popularized by a video about the site by the YouTuber Tantacruel.

According to some news articles, multiple deaths were attributed to the sites after users were coached on different suicide methods.

Guy 1: Apparently Jeff died after looking for methods on that site sanctioned suicide.
Guy 2: So sad. He will be missed.

by CyanideAndSadness September 7, 2023