2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021
Jessica: I am going to ruin your day in one sentence.
Pokémon Fan: What is it then?
Jessica: Pokemon will end some day.
Pokémon fan: And that is the day I will stop living
Jessica: WHAT THE-
Pokémon Fan: What is it then?
Jessica: Pokemon will end some day.
Pokémon fan: And that is the day I will stop living
Jessica: WHAT THE-
by Wolfs_Are_Cool November 07, 2021
by Notjoking April 08, 2016
(adj.) When you scroll through your social media feed, and stop to watch a piece of content, it's thumb-stopping content. In advertising it's used to describe very creative content developed for mobile platforms that users will actually watch.
Woaaaw! Did you see that latest video Nike created on Instagram? That's real thumb-stopping content!
by bertmmi December 28, 2016
Find a crippled woman at a rest stop bathroom taking a shit and give her a swirrley while hooking her asshole with the hooked end of her cane.
by Dirty Jimmm April 08, 2022
by Northerus April 11, 2020
John: So did u running Stop signs on Stacy last night
Tim: Yea it wasn’t that bad giving her oral I wash my mouth after the fact
Tim: Yea it wasn’t that bad giving her oral I wash my mouth after the fact
by Rosesfromconcrete July 25, 2023