by Žêmîê May 17, 2021
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Hey did you seal the deal with your lady friend last night
Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her
Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her
by Mrniceguy2134 June 3, 2021
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Don’t let the warm demeanor fool you, this one is an ice cold snake. She sleeps her way around instead of actually doing any actual work for herself. She hops from man to man only to get what she wants, while cuckholding her spouse or primary relationship. Most likely has daddy issues. Will likely have some mental instability to include but not limited to bi-polar disorder and narcissistic psychopathy. Professions include: stripper, crack whore, prostitution, reporter. Rode hard and put up wet is the bottom line with this one.
Did you see that Shanda? Yeah man, she almost had me fooled until she said she would sleep with me if I wrote that report for her.
by ShandaIsAWhore June 4, 2021
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she's famous tbh.. and she's friends with anyone tbh.. a girl that likes to be called mommy. joke...
ya i don't have a piss kink or anything like that cuz im funny
sandy will become famous one day. 50k likes and 3000 followers. one day. she's so gorgeous and hot. she's as hot as the sun.
she's famous tbh.. and she's friends with anyone tbh.. a girl that likes to be called mommy. joke...
ya i don't have a piss kink or anything like that cuz im funny
sandy will become famous one day. 50k likes and 3000 followers. one day. she's so gorgeous and hot. she's as hot as the sun.
by sandyspittin June 4, 2021
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With his complete disregard for pain the man pumped away inside of the grit filled vagina causing the poor woman to develop a sandy olive.
by Marco Porno June 24, 2021
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by The_Discord_Gang July 9, 2021
Get the Sandy's Microphone mug.A Shady Twink is another saying for a ‘small peepee’. The origins of such a celestial term comes from infamous Instagram user: redacted when their step mother had over heard them use “Shady Twink” in a sentence, ultimately assuming such term was related to a “small p*n*s” therefore creating a new definition for “Shady Twink”.
“It’s quite unfortunate for you kyle. Seems like you’ve been diagnosed with Shady Twink energy.”
"psst Zack over there-- yeah total shady Twink right he showed a girl"
"psst Zack over there-- yeah total shady Twink right he showed a girl"
by #baddie July 20, 2021
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