Robert

Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.
Did you see Robert wearing thongs? "Once you go thong, you will always show your wong!"
by Syltburken September 11, 2021
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roberts

plural of bobs. ect; boobies, bazoingas, bahoobas, boobahs, tig ole biddies
my cat b layin on my roberts
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Robert

Is a tall lad with a lengthy neck.
Roberts neck looks extra good today
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Robert

Its the most clever guy in the entire universe.
He is like God v.2, but a little bit better.
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Robert

A failure nibba who asks a girl out six times, and gets rejected everyone.
Vanessa: Robert is so stupid, he asked me out again!!!
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Robert

Robert just texted me.
Oh he must be a boyfriend of Clay
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Robert

A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.
Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.

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A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
by Ghost Mario September 09, 2021
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