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Queef

An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.
Gordon: *turns around with flo* “really? Flo? What are you doing?”
Flo: “aaarrgh!!” *Stomping with Queef Sound* “I’m tired
by MayDayMeh June 19, 2018
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queef

an explosion in a girls vagina after intercourse. this is very dangerous. A woman's queef was the cause of 9/11. so sad. please don't queef.
by dua lupalupa February 23, 2022
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Queef

Holy fuck, Lois. I'm queef-ing!
by SignatureQueefer August 8, 2022
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Queef Nugget

When the vaginal liquids combine into a rock and the male consumes it like a chicken nugget
Yo bro she was so wet we did a queef nugget
by trapper pluh March 25, 2024
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The Forbidden Queef

The act of farting into a woman’s vagina, and for her to proceed to queef it back out.
“Ran screaming from some chicks bed when she did the forbidden queef”
by Lickalotopus April 15, 2023
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queef bucket

a bucket that a man makes a woman squat over and blast out any extra air she may have trapped up her cum canal before sex. Because let's face it, there's nothing more gross than a pussy fart.
Klaus made Helga wear the queef bucket on her head as he kicked her out of his house for being a lousy fuck.
by a fat owl April 5, 2014
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kyle queef

Kyle Queef is a rare jew monger seen from the damp depths of North America. He bears a shield-shaped as a six-pointed star coated in hot glued shekels.

The figure has been transformed into a derogatory term for a greedy fuck boi.
"You see that guy on his golden tricycle? He's a total Kyle Queef."
by SlaughteringJihadists November 17, 2017
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