Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers wherein they ejaculate into the pocket of a suspect/s

Hey bro, before you book him let me give him some of that Pocket Jizz

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

Dirty Pocket

The act of performing sexual intercourse by thrusting ones member into the armpit of ones sexual partner, mimicking the feeling of a very tight, yet stinky vah jay jay.

My girl was on her period, and she doesnt do anal, so we did it in the dirty pocket instead.

anal definition #7

by UNdRCvR LvR September 9, 2010

Pocket Profit

The money/change you find in your wallet, purse, pocket or even handbag that you forgot you had.

Money you have discounted as spent but is still in your possession.

Seems like an addition to your wealth when rediscovered.

Hey man hows your day going?

Pretty good just made £5 pocket profit :D

by Huuyi January 21, 2010

Phipple Pocket

Vague. Nonspecific.

You can pretty much say that anyone doing anything is being "Phipple Pocket". What you're doing right now is really f-bombing Phipple Pocket of you. If you were doing the opposite of whatever you're doing now that would also happen to be very f-bombing Phipple Pocket of you.

(Phil driving his car) - What a Phipple Pocket that guy is!

(Quinn is wasted) - She is such a Phipple Pocket...

(Brian wearing khakis) - Do you see that Phipple Pocket over there?
Smack it, flip it, Phipple Pocket, oh no!

by Bizz-natch September 9, 2009

Pocket Flounder

A flat, squishy, brownish penis

You see Nick's dick? Straight Pocket Flounder.

by dollaman45 January 7, 2013

pocket weed

weed that you find in your pocket that you forgot was there

"i thought i was dry but i just found some pocket weed. let's go smoke this shit!"

by smokinmonkeybutts December 5, 2013

pocket slaves

Specifically the 2 of clubs and the 2 of spades, hence your pocket slaves. The worst pocket hand one can be dealt.

I got pocket slaves and 2 twos game up on the flop. My pocket slaves are holding their keep

by dak ratler December 31, 2011