by ... May 17, 2003
Get the Cock-Master Flexmug. Someone who weighs the pros and cons before master-baiting.
Man I am a master-de-baiter. I knew if i got off then I would be ten minuets late for work... but the pros outweighed the cons.
.... I knew if I got off your mom would walk in... so I decided against it since she hasn't started her period since the last time she caught me.
.... I knew if I got off your mom would walk in... so I decided against it since she hasn't started her period since the last time she caught me.
by the Kool Kids Klub February 8, 2010
Get the master-de-baitermug. A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:
60 ounces of filtered water
12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup
12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice
1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder
I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)
I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.
60 ounces of filtered water
12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup
12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice
1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder
I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)
I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.
Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!
Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?
Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!
Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?
Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!
by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009
Get the The Master Cleanse Dietmug. (PCMR for short) An incredibly large social community on the internet who believe that Personal Computers (PCs for short) are far superior than anything and anyone else. They tend to target people who play on consoles, calling them “filthy console peasants, and start ranting on how much better they are. They are narcissistic and overly self-praising people who think that their opinion is fact and constantly push other’s away by being mean.
Just some guy: “Guess what? i just got the new PS5!”
PC Master Race person: “EWW NO FILTH WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SPEND A CENT ON THAT TRASH CONSOLE GARBAGE. PC IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH ALL THE GRAPHICS AND FRAMERATES AND STUFF. YOU’LL NEVER ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING IN LIFE YOU NASTY PEASANT.”
Just some guy: :(
PC Master Race person: “EWW NO FILTH WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SPEND A CENT ON THAT TRASH CONSOLE GARBAGE. PC IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH ALL THE GRAPHICS AND FRAMERATES AND STUFF. YOU’LL NEVER ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING IN LIFE YOU NASTY PEASANT.”
Just some guy: :(
by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023
Get the PC Master Racemug. A "grand-master simp" is someone who makes simping their mastery, and tries to deny that they are a simp. typically that will be the head of simps in your friend group.
"Jake is the "grand-master simp" of our friend group"
"Yeah its a shame that he cant get a girlfriend "
"Yeah its a shame that he cant get a girlfriend "
by BIDDLITS August 16, 2020
Get the Grand-Master simpmug. by Killah Mouse November 5, 2016
Get the Raw Master Stylemug. Kyle, after hitting and hitting PNC: damn bro, I don't wanna be horny anymore, I just wanna be happy.
Abdul: woah bro, that's some master Oogway shit
Abdul: woah bro, that's some master Oogway shit
by GlizzyGladiator824 July 20, 2020
Get the Master Oogway Shitmug.