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Mooed

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An animal of the monkey family, originating from the depths of South East Asia, more specifically, Pakistan. A Mooed can be found in other places however, such as Australia, the bedroom and the classroom. The Mooed is characterised by its curly and silver hairs, however they have straight hair at a young age. They also have a small tuft of hair on their chin and have very dark skin. Many Mooeds went extinct after the events of "Chappal", the remaining few fled to all corners of the world. If you see a Mooed, it is best you run, as Mooeds are known to viscously attack people while screaming "Dinga Dinga" There is no footage of Mooed as anyone who sees him has a 0.0000000000000000000001% chance of surviving his terror.
The Mooed attacked the young girl hoping for a friend.
by IamNameless :( May 29, 2024
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moosebitch

A former law man who gave up the way of the gun for a keyboard, now the formidable guardian of digital law and order. Known for tracking down elusive computer bugs with the same grit and tenacity he once used to chase down bandits in the gullies of Arizona. Approach with caution, and never ask him about the 'blue screen of death' incident.
I used to work with this dude Wes.. total badass. But he walked away from it all.. now he's a total Moosebitch.
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Moose

A reference to the highest God within the pantheon of animal deities.
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Moose Grind

When one is to hunt a moose with a revolving such gun.
"Hey doc lets get on that moose grind"
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Moose

A gay man who is very flamboyant, but also very buff.
"Damn, check out that moose over there."
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Moose

A really ugly woman, who most blokes, in their right mind, wouldn't touch with a bloody mile-long barge-pole.
"Have ya seen Dave's new girlfriend? She's a right fuckin' moose!"
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