Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024

Matthew tyler vorce

Matthew Tyler vorce is the boyfriend of Billie Eilish who is an amazing singer. They both are happy together....we all know that Billie was so broken earlier because of her ex....she was lost...now she found someone perfect for her and is happy with him. Spit would be good if we don't push our opinions between them cuz when they're happy nothing else matters.....Billie knows who's good for her...as she chose Matthew...he might be actually good. Start loving and respecting their opinion. Billie is so kind and sweet to all her fans. She literally gives fans the whole world, but if she knows that HER FANS ARE POINTING HER OUT she'll feel so bad ....so just a small request, respect them, their opinion. pleaseeee🙂:)

Billie: hey this is my boyfriend Matthew Tyler vorce and we're happy together.

by Young lady billie May 2, 2022

matthew rodden

Cool guy sense of humor loves Netflix

"Lemme get yo number Matthew Rodden"

by TrumpHasSmallHands November 29, 2016

matthew facey

THE DOMNATOR

here he is MATTHEW "THE DOMINATOR" FACEY

Hey Your name is Matthew Facey You must be a DOMINATOR.

by Leo Jagger1 February 6, 2018

Matthew

A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.

See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew

See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.

Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.

by MexMexMexTentacionMexMexMex May 23, 2018

Matthew

Matt is a very unwelcome child he is shit. But he usually like a girl that’s named michele.

John: yoo it’s matthew
michele: SO HOTTRRRT

by nazihater10208 February 3, 2022

Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024