Piece of ugly weak ass shit who can't shut up or be happy around friends. Needs to calm tf down, stop getting so attached, and be a better friend.
by A really fuckass guy November 22, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
Get the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incidentmug. by shrek’sbigtoe November 24, 2020
Get the Matthew Parkmug. 
The old english definition for the name Matthew is as follows: A faggot, a very gay weak skinnyfat dumb estrogen riddled nigger loving gay homosexual. Matthews can't stop saying terms such as "I want cock" or "I would love a big fat nigger penis up my rectum"
by ADOLFNUMBAONE November 6, 2023
Get the Matthewmug. 
The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.
by Litty john November 16, 2019
Get the Pulling a Matthewmug.