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Pulling a Matthew

Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.
Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."
by Toxic Claud Squad November 15, 2018
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Alexander Matthew

This boy is the sexiest person of all time. If you meet him, you will want to touch him tremendously all over and ask him his work out routine. He is by definition, the most perfect boy-friend. He's kind, sweet, athletic, funny, smart, and to top it all off, the world greatest at everything naughty.
Alexander Matthew is all mine bitch so back the fuck off.
by mushiness_at_it's_finest November 18, 2018
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Matthew

A dumb ass hoe that’s tall af and just weird! He makes racist jokes and jokes that are just disturbing in general. He sometimes makes you wanna punch him but hey, he’s there. He can be annoying, that’s why he is a dumb ass HOE! He is tall af and has curly hair. He plays an instrument, usually trumpet.
Matthew, shut your bitch ass up!

Matthew you so damn tall!!

Matthew you such a dumb ass hoe!
by Wut >_> November 26, 2018
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Matthew watts

This kid.... He grinds my gears.
He usually sits on his ass eating an apple to pretend that he actually just a fat ass.
He also fucks his relatives and eats crackers like the one he is.
Well what can i expect from someone from west greene...
by Your_dad445567 November 26, 2018
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Matthew

A faggot who wears jackets you will always see him wearing a jacket. Very rich and very Asian
Matthew Is A Name
by YourMomIsCute1212 November 29, 2018
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Matthew

Matthew is a nosy, annoying, weird, and rude kid. He is bad around many or just 1 bad friend. He doesn't respect kids with his usual best friend or best friends. He is not someone you would like once you get to know him.
That little boy is getting bullied by that older guy. That is totally a Matthew.
by Fried Down Burns November 29, 2018
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Matthew

Wow look at that Matthew over there is a red one too!
by Wyatts fat mom December 6, 2018
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