When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
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When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
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the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides
i hate it when i get super mysterious rape machined
by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025
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Breeding Machine

A type of sexual slang used for someone who can't stop making babies or having sex.
by xenament July 10, 2024
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dustball machine

a convenient and portable gadget that makes shoots those floating dustballs at some random loner or whenever there is an awkward silence.
Billy Bob just made a really bad call so a shot him with my dustball machine.
by MEHmeh March 02, 2006
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LIT MACHINE

Only use in upper case. This term is used to distinguish supreme "lit" from normal "lit".
"Is this party a lit machine?" "No Carl, it's a LIT MACHINE."
by mmpp123 August 18, 2019
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Majee Machine

A blanket imbued with powers of imagination. Allows possessor to travel to any area outside of nursery without physically leaving that location. Users of this machine are often socially awkward and lack athletic prowess.
The small Asian boy used the Majee Machine to transport himself to the Barren Wasteland of Kluthu Manrak.
by gobenho July 19, 2007
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