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Logging

When you take a shit, stand up, and cut the turd in half with your piss.
“My pappy taught me logging, and his pappy before him!”
by Wendle Bascom May 31, 2025
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nut log

After getting his fudge packed all night at the after party, Kimmel really needed to drop a nut log off at the pool.
by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025
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Logging

The act of clenching a turd back into your anus cavity when needing to go poop.
I really didn’t want to go logging today, but instead I shit my pants.
by Loggingking September 5, 2023
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logging full bore

The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter
I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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Log out of life

When you log out of life you have seen something you wish to unsee but instead of bleaching your eyes and making you blind you delete from your memory. Reseting your entire body leads to memory loss of the wrong memories, organ failure, and death if not done correctly
I log out of life to unsee this cringe video
by MP.3 May 11, 2023
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Log lut

A sultry woman who is only aroused by anal intercourse.
Did know Janine is a log lut?

booty slut woman
by Blarc September 20, 2016
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Air Log

When you rip a fart in a body of water and the bubbles roll up your back.
I just ripped an air log in my friends new hot tub.
by RevieBalls September 26, 2020
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