Five Lakes

A slang term referring to a situation where someone has sexual encounters with some different partners in quick succession, each encounter being as distinct and intense as visiting a different lake.

He boasted about his weekend, claiming he conquered the Five Lakes, leaving a trail of satisfaction in his wake.

by Schuhart July 23, 2024

Saranac Lake

A small, meth and heroine infested town, located in the heart of the Adirondacks. A self proclaimed “city” with a minuscule population of about 5,000, Saranac Lake is home to some of the biggest sore losers in the adirondack park. Going as far as burning monuments down when they lose a football game. You can find local kids at the tony park skate park they constantly talk up tossing needles around like candy. Saranac natives are famous for their smug demeanor and the ability to huff their own farts and love the smell, as their shit cannot stink. They usually never leave town as the outside world is too freighting, needing to stay in a sheltered environment is key for their success. It’s well known that Saranac laker’s, much like old royal families, tend to keep it in the family for “pure” bloodlines. If you are ever looking for some great crystal meth its the place to be.

Saranac lake local: hey do you want to go down to the skate park and shoot up?

Saranac lake local 2: Oh yeah man you got any spare needles? i used my last few at the carousel last night.

by Keepingitreal69 October 9, 2021

South Lake Middle School

a home away from home :)

south lake middle school >>>>> :)

by enchiladaarebombb May 30, 2021

Houghton Lake

Houghton Lake; the area in northern Michigan where it's 90 degrees in the summer and a chilling 15 in the winter.

Person: "This weather is almost as bad as Houghton Lake! I'm freezing!"
*next day*
Person: "This weather is as hot as Houghton Lake! I'm melting!"

by bloodyberri_2 April 20, 2023

moyie lake

the best place ever where you’ll have the most fun in your life and meet amazing people

oh you spend your summers at moyie lake your life is so much better than mine

by hehehenry May 5, 2018

Lake Thot

Any random woman at the lake who consumes mass quantities of alcohol and who also twerks uncontrollably. She may also show her breast multiple time throughout the day or night and have promiscuous sex with random stranger's.

Hey , did you guys see that lake thot twerking on the front of that boat today?

by Captain Boss May 5, 2020

Lake Mead

To murder someone

They Lake Meaded Big Tony after the incident with the caterpillars.

by The Jasmine May 21, 2025