A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.
"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."
by CaptainAmerica0329 September 25, 2013
Get the jumped on the grenademug. by Vf500f November 21, 2018
Get the jump sharpmug. Let’s see what each letter of “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” looks like with every font that’s installed on my Windows PC.
by bluestinger66 February 14, 2023
Get the The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dogmug. That kind of dance where you aren't really ~dancing~ you're more of just jumping in place. This is commonly done in clubs as well as other kinds of parties.
person a: dude look that chick is dancing like crazy!
person b: nah, she's just jump dancing
person a: oh that makes more sense
person b: nah, she's just jump dancing
person a: oh that makes more sense
by MangoHtebazile October 7, 2021
Get the Jump Dancingmug. Did you see Shanna Schroeder the other? I seen her at Pollman's then Goodvibes then least but not last The Bears. What a Puddle jumping dope whore!
by Nutsack66 August 10, 2021
Get the Puddle Jumpingmug. To fight two people or more and there is some people who can win but some who can’t and if you see your friend fighting don’t jump in
by FlosssyK July 1, 2019
Get the Jumpmug. Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.
by PAY-G =] January 19, 2009
Get the Jumping Moosesmug.