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jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot
friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure
by awesome town September 18, 2011
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jumped the board

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.
by James Perfect November 20, 2023
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Double Jump

Double Jumping is repeating the same action/perception in certain situations, twice in a row.
Don't Double Jump, Your Lips Taste Like Bubblegum.
by anonymous November 16, 2023
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Jump Out and Slide and Crash

UK Slang For The American Slang: “Spin The Block
by KingHassan February 15, 2025
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Wizard Jumping

When a sorceress pulls a train on the wizard and his friends.
Agatha is such a whore. The other night she was wizard jumping at Merlin's castle. She hopped from wand to wand like it was no big deal.
by Gottapee June 24, 2022
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Jump Joy January

Jump Joy January is when you Jump on january. Example:If its the 10th of January then you Jump ten minutes straight. And you have to smile at the same time.
Person:NOW its january friend
Friend:what day is it today?
Person:Its the 10th of Jump Joy January
by Remu Kanava November 11, 2018
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Jump Rope for Heart

A fundraising and event program that has become one of THE premier annual events for elementary and middle schools, with thousands of schools and millions of kids participating across the USA every year.
Jump Rope for Heart is the best program ever.
by SPrice1980 April 28, 2022
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