Swamp johnny

The act of taking a poo

Guys, I'll be back in a few. I gotta go take a swamp johnny!

by jaime207 February 21, 2021

Johnnis

A nickname for a good friend. Can be used as the same nickname for multiple people in your group of friends.

If someone refers to you as Johnnis the proper response is to also call them Johnnis.

Person 1: What’s up Johnnis?
Person 2: Chillin’ Johnnis, just chillin’
Person 1: Right on Johnnis.

by Cheesemook April 11, 2021

Big fat Johnny F-Boy

A rather attractive or short man

“Oh Freddy is a big fat Johnny F-boy”

by R05iE311 January 28, 2025

Johnny bite

When one offers a taste of food to an acquaintance or friend, and they enjoy far more of the food than the intended offer was

I told Johnny he can taste the food, but he took a Johnny bite and now half my food is gone

by TooterMcGaving February 15, 2023

The Johnny Cash

When a girl fucks your ass with a 14 inch dildo using chilie oil for lube, creating a "burning ring of fire"

-aye bro my girl just pulled The Johnny Cash on me
-holy shit bro how are you still walking

by Mr.DepresoExpresso June 6, 2021

Johnny Franks

A soda water with lemon and lime, commonly ordered between drinks to rehydrate or by sober folks at bars

"Can i have a Johnny Franks please? " "Do you want that straight or with bitters?"

by FliesenbodenromantikFTW January 7, 2022

Drop a Johnny

Take a shit, defecate. Called after slimy Johnny Howard the worst Australian Slime Minister ever.

Let's all drop a johnny on Johnny Howard. Good idea, but he won't smell any more than he already does.

by anonymous June 30, 2023