Johnny ugly

A clown

Guy1: I just seen a clown
Guy2: when did Johnny ugly get in town

by Johnsmith123010 June 21, 2022

Johnny

Johnny is a ginger, green eyed boy with a passion for Star Wars. He’s smart and logical but sometimes is far to smart for his own good. He’s a football fan with a horrible talent for basketball but watching him is great regardless. He’s funny constantly, he can make you laugh more than any other person and isn’t afraid to let you know.

“Johnny is so cool”

by Heyguysbesafe January 1, 2023

Johnnie

Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.

Person #1

Where do you want me to hang my towel

Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.

We don’t re-use towels here.

by JohnniesTowels February 28, 2025

johnny

who dosnt love johnny? he’s extremely hot, funny, popular and has the most beautiful eyes. he has my heart

Me: have you seen johnny today?

Friend: yea i saw him this morning! he was talking about you earlier with his friends

by yourmom5012 April 17, 2022

Johnny Guillen

culo <3

he culo <3
Johnny Guillen has big culo

by 69$$$$$$$mon3y November 23, 2021

johnny gains

Been you take a lil blue pill to make Mr Peter become a strong man.

Bobby had them good Johnny Gains before he went to pound town for 6 hours or longer and contacted his physician.

by BumbButt November 11, 2022

Johnny boy

A complete and utter cheat of a being. Johnny boy used to pet the top of your head and stare into the window of your souls. But now he stomped onto your soul and shock you awake with nightmares of him pinning you down with sickening smiles. He ruined the year. He ruined your life. And you see him everywhere, everyday.

"Watch out, that guy might be like Johnny boy."

by mood rings November 13, 2022