pocket turds

a paper left in your pocket after a ite wash which yurns into white glob which looks a turd

i left really important papers in my pocket yesterday but now all thats left arre pocket turds.

by the wringler August 30, 2009

Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers wherein they ejaculate into the pocket of a suspect/s

Hey bro, before you book him let me give him some of that Pocket Jizz

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

pocket mouse

Small penis.

"Oh, he was hot until I realized he was packing a pocket mouse"

by Happytreehugger April 9, 2016

Pocket Flounder

A flat, squishy, brownish penis

You see Nick's dick? Straight Pocket Flounder.

by dollaman45 January 7, 2013

pocket trap

When you walk past a door knob/ handle/ banister railing, and your pocket gets caught on it, hence pulling you back suddenly, and making you look like a right tosser.

Guy #1: Oh shit, I got pocket trapped on my date last night.

Guy #2: Epic fail.

by VampireFriends January 17, 2009

pocket slaves

Specifically the 2 of clubs and the 2 of spades, hence your pocket slaves. The worst pocket hand one can be dealt.

I got pocket slaves and 2 twos game up on the flop. My pocket slaves are holding their keep

by dak ratler December 31, 2011

Panty Pocket

Synonym for a women’s delectable anatomy, ie vagina, pussy, kitty, sausage wallet, etc.

“Hey babe, lemme slide into your panty pocket”

by NotSureWhereIParked May 15, 2021