Salty Hipster

It's a sex act. You've probably never heard of it.
I gave him a Salty Hipster. She loves the Salty Hipster.
by Robbo75 May 13, 2015
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hipster roadie

Someone who rides a road bike wearing board shorts and flip flops.
Oh look, Jamie thinks he’s hipster roadie. If only he hadn’t admitted to owning the road bike in the first place. He’s no longer a pure MTBr.
by EGS007 January 29, 2023
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False Hipster

A person who enjoys the style of a hipster without having to be one.
"With those thick glasses, beard, beanie, and skinney jeans, Will looks like such a False Hipster."
by CjWolfman July 01, 2013
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hipster pilgrimage

At some point in their youth, or not so youth, childless hipsters will pack up their belongings, tea and unisex footwear such as blundstones and embark on a right of passage which involves journeying around estranged and dangerous regions of the world in attempt to gain culture, enlightenment and non curable diseases. Targetting areas where, they along with their human size backpacks, can be easily identified as tourists, they sleep in rooms with other pilgrims squeezing their belongings between their legs as to not get violated or have their blundstones stolen. It is imperative that the pilgrim travel with a high end smartphone to ensure their acquaintances are reminded that they are superior because they eat cross legged and get hena paint. The hipster must attempt to represent themselves as someone who does not hail from a 3 story house in an affluent neighborhood.

In order to be considered successful, the hipster must attain a certain number of likes on social media lest they keep travelling and searching for likes.
Man, I heard he got hepatitis on his hipster pilgrimage
by tb92\ December 04, 2017
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Pinocchio Hipster

Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.
Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.
by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 19, 2014
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Hipster juice

Guanabana juice and rum
Hey guys that hipster juice sure was lit!!
by Satanas12345 January 13, 2017
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Hipster Haemorrhoid

Classic bikes that have been modified to look like cafe racers for use by hipsters to attempt making them look cool and manly.

The practice has now given true classic cafe racers a bad name by association.
Oh look, there is another hipster on a cafe racer, typical Hipster Haemorrhoid.
by Discgruntled Midget May 29, 2019
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