fuzzplugz

So we were in Amsterdam
And we were staying at this guy Tas' house
Good friend of ours
Um, it was kind of in the middle of the city
We were just finished with our second European tour

And everything was going pretty good
Skeeter, he met this girl that lived next door to Tas'
And within a couple of weeks he started living with her, y'know?
And I guess she had a lot of money or something
'Cause she was constantly buying him clothes and giving him lots of stuff and loaning him money, y' know?
She was really good looking. She was really cool
And I don't, I don't think he'd met ever her before
But she, she had, y'know, other boyfriends, I suppose
So I'm sitting on the couch, y'know, at Tas' apartment
And I'm reading, y'know, Maximum Rocknroll or Flipside, one of those punk things
And I heard Skeeter come in
And he came in, and he had all these really nice clothes on
She bought him all this stuff
She, like. bought him cologne
He was really, really smelling good, y'know, he looked good too
Y'know, he comes in, he puts his herb on the table and, whatever
I'm just reading my little punk magazine, not really paying attention
And then he says—uh—says, "Hey Dave?"
And I look up. And he's standing there with his dick in his hand
And he's kinda got it, like, lifted up, so he's looking at the head of his dick
He kinda pointed it at me
And I didn't know what to think
He said, "Does that look like pus to you?"
And I said, "No, I think it's lint."

He said, "Does that look like pus to you?"
And I said, "No, I think it's fuzzplugz."

by FuzzBlast January 31, 2025

fuzzy flood

When a certain deepwoken guild floods, or joins a 1 roblox server with a lot of people, in order to achieve a certain goal.

"Guys, we need to Fuzzy Flood! I'm being attacked and need assistance!"

by biggestchoco January 18, 2026

fuzzmuddled

To walk around in a daze because you have have too many tabs open in your brain and are exhausted

I felt so fuzzmuddled that I put my keys in the dishwasher

by Midgetthecat March 19, 2025

fuzzmuddled

To walk around in a daze because you’ve had to multitask all day

I felt so fuzzmuddled that I put my keys in the dishwasher

by Midgetthecat March 19, 2025

Fuzzy

Fuzzy means the n-word
Fuzzy=n-word
Fuzzy is bad….

…fuzzy

“Get back to work you stupid fuzzy *whpish*”

by Davis Potts March 22, 2025

fuzzy jackets

a band based out of NYC known for wearing extravagant fur coats. their ethos is "there is another way of life," encouraging listeners to do whatever the fuck they want, because life is too short to be a bitch and have regrets. It is also a reference to "fuzzy jacket" (see entry)- because it feels like a hug. Their debut album is called H.U.G.S. and will be out mid 2025.

Yo man this party is lame, we should totally fuzzy jackets it!

by wormhole11201 April 13, 2025

Fuzzlewog

Fuzzlewog is a word used as an expression of disbelief and bewilderment.

Not to be confused with Aloysius Fuzzlewig. Do not search it up!

"Oh fuzzlewog... How did THIS happen? *sigh*"

by Ashyboixxs May 11, 2025