grub face

to eat a lot at one time

i just...i just need to grub face in the dining hall.

by abschamp January 7, 2009

shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

by billy gouche October 22, 2008

chernobyl face

a person who has a jacked up face because it looks like they went through chernobyl and there face became distorted by all the nuclear power plant debris

Austins face is so jack hideous, definitely a chernobyl face.

by pkchlojob January 22, 2014

face trumpet

When your eating a bitch out and she quiefs in your face

This one time at band camp, I was eating out this Disney loving whore and she face trumpeted all over my face.

by IrishHandGranade February 7, 2014

wife face

The opposite of a whore face.

I could never cum on her face, because she will be/is the mother of my children. She has a wife face

When I fuck her it's not like porn. She doesn't make that slack jawed whore face. She has a wife face

by NotoriousJoyous February 15, 2014

Chitty-faced

an old swear word used for a baby faced fag

Man jake is so chitty-faced he probably cant even get beer.

by john6766 August 29, 2014

Fromunda Face

A selfie taken from under your chin. The extreme low angle distorts ones face enabling the perfect ugly picture to send to your best friend via snapchat, text message, etc.

Ashley: Wow your face is so ugly
Brittany: yas bitch, that's my fromunda face

by piano November 13, 2014