Cleveland Donut

During intercourse, this occurs when you or your partner shove a Krispy Kreme Donut® up either your or their ass. After removing the pastry from the rectum of the participant. You then Lady and the Tramp the donut until it is completely eaten.

Damn bro, I had the BEST Cleveland Donut last night.

by Bigboy69® March 25, 2016

Donutitis

Inflammation of the stomach and brain due to consumption of sugar coated dough formed into a circle with a hole in the middle (i.e. Donuts). Depending on level of consumption symptoms range from a mild sick feeling to nausea, drowsiness and guilt.

I went to the shops and got donutitis.

by Rehamyentruoc December 25, 2018

Donut

A person who lacks the ability to think like a capable human, ie an idiot.

Derives from the fact that donuts have a hole in them, something is missing just like something is missing in their head.

Siphora is a donut.

by Cillian October 7, 2019

Donut Hole

The anus is the donut hole of the human body. To complete the experience there, dip the penis in icing and sprinkles before insertion.

Craig and I finally did the donut hole properly last night. To think he had been raw dogging it this whole time! SMH

by Dtreeman January 29, 2022

Protein Donut

Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.

Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.

“As soon as I came in him, I got down on all fours and ate his protein donut.”

by 8c’s September 27, 2021

Donuts in the parking lot

When someone does donuts in the parking lot it means it took a lot of quick thinking to come up with that solution. In which case, is stated when someone makes a bizarre statement or comment on certain situations.

‘he really did donuts in the parking lot to come to that conclusion, didn’t he?”

by BadAsh42069 December 10, 2023

Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 22, 2023