Me: "You're a gaytard."
Person: "Oh yeah? Well you're a, uh... AUTISTIC DONKEY!"
Me: "Dude, what the fuck?"
Person: "Oh yeah? Well you're a, uh... AUTISTIC DONKEY!"
Me: "Dude, what the fuck?"
by lil_tiimby_69 December 20, 2018
Get the Autistic Donkeymug. When you cover/drown your balls in animal fat, then shove them into one of your friends/best friends mum's mouth.
Joe: 'Guessing what Im doing at the weekend?'
Garry: 'What?'
Joe: 'Donkey balling your muma!'
Garry: 'Huh, thats funny, because I donkey ball'd your muma just week!'
Garry: 'What?'
Joe: 'Donkey balling your muma!'
Garry: 'Huh, thats funny, because I donkey ball'd your muma just week!'
by TerrorFromAbove June 24, 2011
Get the Donkey Ball'dmug. "Here we have The Quelch stalking his prey"
"The Swamp Donkey has spots The Quelch and tries to run away"
"The Swamp Donkey has spots The Quelch and tries to run away"
by The acoholic January 4, 2014
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. A combination of semen, top shelf vodka, and pineapple juice in a 4:1:1 ratio.
To be served over ice or at room temperature. Prevalent in Aztec culture. Common as an after dinner delicacy in many Persian countries. The drink of choice for international country music sensation "Rascal Flats".
To be served over ice or at room temperature. Prevalent in Aztec culture. Common as an after dinner delicacy in many Persian countries. The drink of choice for international country music sensation "Rascal Flats".
After dinner Stefan said to Chris, "Dinner was delicious, shall we enjoy a digestif....perhaps some donkey sauce?"
by bigtimingcomedy June 11, 2018
Get the Donkey Saucemug. 
by t kizzel April 23, 2009
Get the donkey saddlemug. A non-violent alternative to the fabled "Donkey Punch."
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.
"My girlfriend loves dirty sex but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her "The Frightened Donkey" and she loved it!"
by Rygar James November 2, 2006
Get the The Frightened Donkeymug.