Dan Hansen

A very sexy man

Dan Hansen is a very sexy man

by JoanneHelium312 November 21, 2021

dan reynolds

the sexiest man alive
the best lead singer
very strong
best lgbt+ rights activist
owner of the best band alive

husband to a beautiful wife

Dan reynolds should make a new song called new

by danreynoldsis legend November 1, 2021

Bazooka Dan

Bazooka Dan is a guy with black curly hair a crazy hard headed person Bazooka Dan I would be careful around him always ready to fight or ready for crime. bazooka dan has different personalities gotta be careful what you say to him or her Always know he got it on him

Don’t be a Bazooka Dan I don’t want you getting hurt.

by Hidenchild November 21, 2023

Dan Lutzifer

A bald man with tattoo sleeves, likes the Broncos, claps a lot, and yells racists remarks.

1- Whos that?

2- That’s Dan Lutzifer, the sped

by Big Zad November 29, 2019

disco dan

a boy who thinks the world revolves around then, gets all there money from there mummy

disco dan thinks he is so cool

by Kellie87 December 7, 2007

Dan manghan

Dan gets stoned off tabs and sells his car to buy his lass horses

Dan manghan is a drop arse

by TURBO D November 22, 2019

Dan Caddick

There is very little known about this being. Simply put, Dan Caddick is proof that there is indeed a higher power somewhere out there. The most aesthetically pleasing man to walk the Earth, able to seduce any woman who so much lays eyes on him. It's speculated that he is the root reason that envy and jealously even exist amongst men in the first place. Rumour has it that his cock rivals in length the city of Paris and that it was in fact his cumshot that was responsible for the nuking of two Japanese cities during 1945 in World War 2, but this was later covered up by NATO. It is believed that Dan Caddick originated from the Bermuda Triangle and that he is in fact the younger brother of Godzilla, who turned on him due to jealousy over his beauty and immense cock size. The KGB believes that he was indeed captured and held in Area 51 for a brief period of time, but was extracted by a specialist team lead by Dylan Ashworth and the motive remains unknown. Reports estimate him as being millions of years old as hieroglyphics depict him putting dinosaurs in headlocks and being the shit out of them. A lot remains unknown about Dan Caddick. Well renowned professor Dr Lewis Whitehouse and his team remain determined to investigate into this enigma further.

Man 1: Hey why did your girl leave you?

Man 2: Dan Caddick.

by N1SS4N GTR July 5, 2022