Pity City

An imaginary destination where everyone sincerely cares about your sad sack story.

Awwww... I'm so sorry your girl/boy friend left you for your sibling. Please allow me to buy you a TS ticket to Pity City where we can sit for hours while I listen to your whole sordid life story of woe. No. Reeeealy!

by fuzzygreysocks February 8, 2010

cum city

situation where a male is surrounded by many hot-looking females

when i sat down at the bar i was in cum city

by highpockets March 12, 2007

DAB CITY

It's a really chill place that I visit every morning. Or sometimes I just stay there for days at a time, just kickin' it. Dab City features a torch and countless dabbipoos, loud coughing, and a riggipoo.

Me: Dude are you down to go to dab city in a bit?

Friend: yee, I'll be over in a bit broski!

Me: Don't forget to bring your Dabbipoos!

by Liki Tiki May 18, 2016

key to the city

The key to the city opens every door ... Sexual term meaning "two in the pink, one in the stink"; i.e., two fingers inserted into the woman's cooter, and the pinky finger in the butt. The ring finger is kept folded over.

Sadly for the pinky finger, it doesn't get the pink!

Sam gave his girl with the key to the city because she was so awesome.

by BonesawJr July 14, 2006

Man City

The best football team in the world. They are the true champions of football

That guy is a Man City

by bossgamer July 1, 2018

crystal city

an "urban village" in Virginia that is extremely creepy. it resembles a tony hawk video game in looks and feels like a ghost town, with a few truman showesque characters roaming the streets. the residents will try and trap you there for life until you become one of them. it is where the zombie apocalypse will begin.

we found and stole the crystal city key. now they are following us.

by key theift October 15, 2009

City of Champs

Olathe, Kansas. More specifically, Olathe South. Known world-wide as producing true champions.

Girl 1: Why is it that every guy I meet from Olathe is mind-blowingly handsome and ridiculously cool?
Girl 2: I know exactly what you mean. It's because they're from the city of champs.

by Phelpsy1331 November 1, 2009