cheese banana

A cheese shaped like a banana

I ate the cheese banana for lunch today with my sandwich.

by Thisisthethief June 28, 2016

cheese house

When you bone down a chick that has kids and her house smells like cheese. But you don't give a damm.

I love going down to Lucy's cheese house anytime she invites. Even though it smell like rugrats and mozzarella

by Jixsonthavibrator August 19, 2016

Cream Cheese

Freshly groomed piste with ridges resembling spread cream cheese on a bagel

Hey Jack that cream cheese looks fresh and ready to rip up.

by Cream cheese super swag January 21, 2017

fap cheese

Coagulation of jizz

Person: Oh man I put on the wrong sock this morning and got covered in fap cheese!

by Penelopchz January 28, 2017

Maximum Cheese

When a man put a mound of Dick Cheese in and Woman's Vagina and mushes it jury sex

I Maximum Cheesed your mother last night

by The Big Cheeser 123 December 18, 2020

Soften the Cheese

Performing favors for a compatriot in order to receive desired attention often involving alcohol.

Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon.

by Squach June 1, 2012

Pat the Cheese

The act of slamming ones fist into one's CEO's respective privates.

"I just pat the cheese so hard!"

"Did you lose your job?"

"Hell yeah, but the bitch deserved it!"

by That's what Santa said December 2, 2011