Brown Owling

To make love to an individual involved in childcare, i.e. nursery nurse, teacher, leader of girl guides troup.

"Mick had been Brown Owling Miss Flanagan for hours now and was quite sore"

by Ikeboxban December 25, 2009

The Charlie brown

To take a shit where you just came

*Hey did you do The Charlie Brown that girl last night*

* No i dont want my gravy to stank*

by Pickletaco October 4, 2010

Digital Brown

The act of two male friends who resort to recording and sending a text of the the sound of their fart via messenger or phone text in order to gain the satisfaction which has been lost due to a girlfriend or marriage.

"Man, after all these years, do you have to resort to "digital brown" to escape the married life? Its one thing to fart, but to record it and send it to me for a wake up call is another!

by ubistheshiznit June 19, 2010

Brown Hampton

The act of masturbating while releasing fecal matter out of your anal cavity aka taking a poop

Mr. Maki taking his laptop into the bathroom and disappearing for a solid hour and when he came out and we asked him what he was doing in there he proceeded to say layin down a fat brown hampton

by Mark T. Maki November 7, 2010

Brown Stripes

A metaphorical award of achievement with army overtones for the accomplishment of having anal sex with a girl for the first time.

Did you hit that ass last night? hell yeah Yo! little Ronald just earned his brown stripes everyone! thanks man

Yo man, I earned my brown stripes last night.

by calducciano May 15, 2005

Stephen & Brown

1- n. A vaguely dirty synonym for your balls.

2- v. To completely and utterly beat the shit out of someone for trivial reasons. (i.e. a virile power trip)

Etymology- Originates from a Rutherford High School urban legend involving an ultramasculine male by the name of Stephen Brown whom simply stares at opponents in fights until they wither in fear.

Dear god! These jeans have Stephen & Brown in a bloody vicegrip.

by Wynne Sermons November 9, 2007

Brown Sheets

To have brown sheets is to be an extreme bed shitter.

"Jenn, you're so utterly useless. You totally have brown sheets"

by Nexxxus September 7, 2007