by jobinhammer101 January 12, 2010
Get the Life Bonermug. by triplekinks May 8, 2006
Get the boner joustmug. by thelordtoe September 2, 2011
Get the ear bonermug. A binder or notebook hormoney, middle and highschool boys use to conceal errant erections or NRBs. If one cares to realize, use of a boner barrier is rather obvious due to the uncharacteristic way the binder or notebook is pressed against the crotch region.
"Man, Jenny is looking pretty fine today, I'm thinking of asking her to the 8th grade prom."
"yeah, she can touch my digital pet any day of the week."
"::school bell rings:: Quick, throw me your notebook, I need a boner barrier."
"yeah, she can touch my digital pet any day of the week."
"::school bell rings:: Quick, throw me your notebook, I need a boner barrier."
by desperryado October 3, 2005
Get the boner barriermug. The act of shuffling your feet and adjusting your piss stream trajectory while urinating with morning wood.
After incorporating the boner shuffle into his morning routine, Ricardo no longer piss painted the floor and walls.
by Bicscuit Beater January 17, 2008
Get the boner shufflemug. that little bump you get when your pants are slightly too baggy in the crotch area. can cause laughter at times of awkwardness and may be mistaken for an actual erection. if you have one of these, put on a belt and pull your pants up past your belly button, quick! :D
did you see jane's pants? they are way to saggy.
yeah man, they give her a total jean boner. i'll give her my belt!
yeah man, they give her a total jean boner. i'll give her my belt!
by themirrorbroke April 3, 2011
Get the jean bonermug. A boner wierdo is defined as a true wierdo sporting a boner or have the capability of producing an erection unexpectedly.
Brian the deaf guy that looks like Panama Jack and parades around town with a notped and gyrates when giving a girl a hug. That's a boner wierdo.
by MarkOPoko November 30, 2009
Get the boner wierdomug.