Shit the bed

The Jaguars 2018 season

After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.

by Waldomarty November 26, 2018

bed at 1am

When you go to bed at 1am.

I go to bed at 1am.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

Bunk Bed

An itimate chain of people stacked laying on top of one another

When I want a three some I refer to the Bunk Bed technique.

by Jake Handlen October 12, 2021

bed dial

Bed Dial is exactly the same as Pocket Dial, except it`s when your phone is in your bed.
By rolling over on your phone while it is in your bed,an acquaintance is accidentally dialed.

"Hey,why did you call me at 3 am last night?
"Aw sorry dude,must have bed dialed"

by Blak Hoody April 8, 2015

bath and bed

When somebody in your group can’t hack the days session so heads home for a bath and bed

They really can’t handle this session today, looks like it’ll be bath and bed for them soon

by Anonymous Cardiff August 2, 2022

Breakfast in bed

Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.

Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.

by HS----8 March 11, 2017

bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn

Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here

by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016