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Fried Banana

When you leave early from the bar with some skank, fuck her bareback, don't clean yourself off, then go home to your girl and fuck her bareback leaving your dick crusty like a fried banana!
I totally fucked Rebecca until about 11 then went to Karens and gave her the "fried banana" in her mouth!
by SacNuts Shane January 5, 2009
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Banana Pancake

When a girlfriend, significant other, fuck buddy etc sits on your lap at a crowded social event or in an automobile, and manages to compress your penis, flattening it in an uncomfortable and unorthodox position.
Babe, you gotta scooch over a bit, I got a banana pancake going on right now.

"Making banana pancakes, pretend like it's the weekend now..."
-Jack Johnson
by Hebsteingway April 27, 2011
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Banana Drunk

Getting so drunk that you pass out on the way to and at every party you go to. Clues that you have been banana drunk include stained torn clothing filled with sand, waking up in a banana costume with an empty syrup bottle on your head, and having your friends explain what happened the previous night.
Well, we must have got banana drunk last night.
by the original banana September 30, 2010
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banana polish

Lotion or lubrication

Only becomes banana polish when used by a guy to whack off; beat his meat; wank ; tommy tank ; choke the chicken, bash the bishop, clean the pipes

Vasleine can also be classed as banana polish, hand lotion, moisturizer, or even tcut car wax
Winston -" you bitch, I ain't getting no pussy off you"

Lateefa -" Fuck you nigga, go get your banana polish and have a wank you tosser "
..........

Barry thought to himself, the house is quiet,I'll get the banana polish out and put babecast on
by annoying_cunt October 27, 2014
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banana dog

dog of the banana man, dog made of bananas or dog in a banana suit.
that banana dog is after me!
by xgunsxxgoxxbang October 10, 2005
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Baba Banana

Baba Banana is the fabled god of bananas. Legend says that He will return one day, and give an unlimited supply of bananas. He is a huge chad and no one can ever go wrong with Him, He's also the perfect friend to have!
Ramu: This is the best banana harvest we got!
Shamu: Yeah thank Baba Banana...
by BabaBananaLover696969420 December 11, 2021
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Banana sex

Banana Sex is when you put a banana up a man’s anal cavity and leave it until you are done having sex, then you pull it out and eat it.
Person 1: Me and My bf Just Had Banana Sex
Person 2: Wow! I wanna Try!
by Poopyman64 February 28, 2023
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