April 13th

National give me your nudes day

John: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Hi John
John: give me your nudes because it's April 13th!
Sarah: ok

by Mr. Hehe April 13, 2022

April 13

National monsterfucking day.

It's April 13th? Time to find sukuna!

by Sukunaissexy April 12, 2021

April 1

People born on April 1 have the biggest dick.
They are able to make any person horny just by looking at them.

-Your dick is so big!
-Yeah i was born on April 1

by thatbitchfromtokyo August 1, 2022

April 22nd

International Piss Day!

(S)elebrating your ability to piss.

"Today is April 22nd! Happy International Piss Day Tyler!"

by TealTip April 22, 2021

April 16

Michigan's annual fuck your friend day

Can I fuck you? It's April 16

by girosrjfoe April 9, 2021

April 24th

April 24th is the day satan dropped off Aaliyah off on the face of the earth. He gave her frizzy hair and short height and sent her on her way. We celebrate April 24th in hopes that Aaliyah will be pleased with us acknowledging her existence.

Dude one: "Bro- Did you wish Aaliyah a happy birthday? You better hurry up, todays April 24th!"

Dude two: "Oh damn! Thanks for the reminder"

by cow slut April 23, 2021

April 13th

The day "Club Penguin Rewritten" was shut down

Person 1: Hey its april 13th

Person 2: The day CPR was shut down?

Person 1: Yes!

Person 2: #SAVECPR

Person 1: #SAVECPR

by BrotImWeltraum April 13, 2022