Brown Disk

Pizza that looks the same regardless of topping.

Also linked to flatulence and feelings of regret.

Person1: Whats that smell?
Person2: I'm sorry, I bought some brown disks last night while drunk.
Person1: What was on them?
Person2: I've no idea.

by routrax August 27, 2013

Brown pickle

Another term used for poop. Can also be used to describe pooping.

I have to go make a brown pickle.

by Snotpillowzombie December 8, 2016

Brown Owling

To make love to an individual involved in childcare, i.e. nursery nurse, teacher, leader of girl guides troup.

"Mick had been Brown Owling Miss Flanagan for hours now and was quite sore"

by Ikeboxban December 25, 2009

Brown Hampton

The act of masturbating while releasing fecal matter out of your anal cavity aka taking a poop

Mr. Maki taking his laptop into the bathroom and disappearing for a solid hour and when he came out and we asked him what he was doing in there he proceeded to say layin down a fat brown hampton

by Mark T. Maki November 7, 2010

brown derby

A chocolate dipped cone from Dairy Queen.

Source: My grandfather owned and operated a Dairy Queen in Dumas (in the Texas Panhandle, not East Texas) for more than 25 years from the mid-'50s to the '70s. We sold many a chocolate-dipped cone. During those days, this delightful treat was called a "Brown Derby."

I'll take two butternut Blizzards and a Brown Derby for my grandfather.

by smithword January 16, 2017

Brown Stripes

A metaphorical award of achievement with army overtones for the accomplishment of having anal sex with a girl for the first time.

Did you hit that ass last night? hell yeah Yo! little Ronald just earned his brown stripes everyone! thanks man

Yo man, I earned my brown stripes last night.

by calducciano May 15, 2005

Brown Sheets

To have brown sheets is to be an extreme bed shitter.

"Jenn, you're so utterly useless. You totally have brown sheets"

by Nexxxus September 7, 2007