Tom Armstrong

The ultimate sexual predator to children, Tom usually keeps and rapes children in his basement. If you see this creature do not run as his 6.10 pet sloth Frenchy will chase you down and drink from your shoes while eating your toenails.

Fuck it a Tom Armstrong, run or we will be raped

by Notabot42069 November 29, 2021

Tom Brady

The G.O.A.T of the NFL (National Football League). He has been to 10 Super Bowls, and has won 7 of those. He holds the record for most passing yards, (that being 91,653 total with regular and playoff games). And many other records that I am way to lazy to write here.

Yo You see tom brady throw that legendary pass sunday night?

by Stonkle September 21, 2021

Tom the weed

When water is added to any weed product to put out the hot ash. Usually when a novice doesn’t know what they are doing.

Don’t Tom the weed. We won’t be able to smoke it later if it wet.

by Tom the weed December 23, 2019

tater tom

toming with tater without an ounce of slickness. little did the tomer know but her tater tom was not kept in the down the low. tater is a homosexual.

Maddie t is on tater tom.

by bailey schex July 15, 2022

Tom cruise

Scientology's poster child.

"Tom cruise has been through many phases, but now he is Scientology's poster child."

by Chunky cheems December 12, 2019

Tom Best

The coolest guy ever XDXDXD Probably smokes a lot of cigs. Probably likes Young Adz a lil too much, so much so he could have sexual feelings for the Uk rapper

"Hey do you think Tom Best is weeding with us tonight" - "For sure hes Tom Best"

by whatsyournationalinsuranceno. January 8, 2020

tom crane

A black person accused of stealing buckets full of KFC. Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier!

Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier.

by Sixty nine January 10, 2014