homeless girlfriend

Best kind of girlfriend there ever is. You can drop her off anywhere after date.

I feel like a generous God, after finishing in my homeless girlfriend mouth so that she won't sleep on empty stomach.

by Twominutes22 May 29, 2021

Therion girlfriend

a girlfriend that is not real but in you imagination goonotizes you

I just got my very first therion girlfriend

by Mr Beldings Therion girlfriend May 05, 2024

My girlfriend

Something that you will sometimes hear on a video by The Infographics Show.

Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

My girlfriend

My girlfriend is the prettiest girl alive. Everyone's jealous of me and her, and no one can beat her. She makes everyone happy my especially me and when she comes in ur life, it's like she's what's keeping it alive. I never thought I'd get my girlfriend, nor did I ever think I deserve her, but my girlfriend always reminds me that I'm great and awesome.
My girlfriend's really cute.

There's no one more perfect than my girlfriend.

by sadmad February 25, 2023

Super girlfriend

The middle ground between a girlfriend and a fiancé. You don’t want to propose yet but you know she needs some reassurance to stick around.

I know you want a ring, but what about being my super girlfriend in the mean time

by Snugglesfucks November 27, 2024

Your Mom's Girlfriend

Me. You say your mother is gay, so I'm her gf 😐

"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"

by Cheeze, Slayer of Your Mom July 14, 2022

Girlfriend deprived

Not seeing, touching or talking to your girlfriend in so long.

I am so girlfriend deprived I haven’t kissed her in at least an hour

by Kelsey Anne January 07, 2023