Friend thief

when you introduce 2 of your good friends to each other, and they both leave you behind and spend more time with each other

"Jim introduced chris to sophie, and they got on well. so well in fact that they left jim behind! Chris and sophie are both friend thiefs"

by chim chimmity January 19, 2009

Friend Of Tal

The informal name for IGN moderators, who are a group of posters who traded in their dignity for a modship and are disallowed to make critical comments about the company for their questionable methods. Many act like yes-men for IGN. Named after Tal Blevins.

Metaltopia is a friend of Tal.

by Marshall Rousso May 3, 2006

Friend Stealer

Someone, usually of the other sex, that spends a lot of time with one of your friends, hogging them away from you. Friend stealers usually become that person's boyfriend or girlfriend.

Dude 1: "Dude, how come he's not hanging out with us anymore? I've been calling him up all week!"
Dude 2: "He's with that new chick dude, they hang out like every day son!"
Dude 1: "That no good friend stealer!"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

friend hoe

When someone goes around and calls everyone their bestfriends

She just told multiple that they're her bestfriend, what a friend hoe

by Uaufhjaka November 6, 2015

friend group

A friend group is a collection of people from one part of your life, who don't necessarily know people from your other friend groups.

1. "This is going to be fucked tonight, like 3 of my friend groups are all blending at this party."

2. "I can't believe my co-workers, my BFF from grade school, and my grrls are all going to be here tonight. How random! I hate it when my friend groups collide - aarrggh!

by Jeanyis June 10, 2008

A name of a friend

The only kind of definitions that get into Urban Dictionary nowadays. Seriously, get over it.

Another A name of a friend definition in the voting section? DOWNVOTE.
#its time to stop

by troPSDNUORGWEN March 29, 2017

Friend Hierarchy

When someone has lots of friends, they'll be a hierarchy going from bestie to last resort friend. The higher up you on the hierarchy the more events you'll be invited to secrets you'll be told.

Jess: Hey did Nat invite you to her birthday party?

Brenda: Nope, she told me I'm not high enough on the friend hierarchy. She's only inviting besties and close friends.

Brad: Shit did you hear Dan's engaged!
Carl:Yeah, can't believe he got his girlfriend pregnant!
Brad:Wait what?
Carl:Shit I wasn't supposed to tell you that, you're too low on the friend hierarchy.

Tim:Hey I heard you booked an escape room, can I come?
Kath: I'm sorry but there's very few spaces, only those at the top of the friend hierarchy are coming.

Tim: Ah ok, fair enough.

by mrperson123 August 25, 2017