the johnny jump-up

an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.

Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up

by Negro man April 24, 2005

Jumped his bones

The act of being raped, without an rape actually occuring!

I went in there, and jumped his bones! Twice!!!

by Stillfunkywhitemonkey33 June 24, 2022

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

Gut Jumping

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts

1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts

Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??

2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...

Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!

by whitemamatotator December 24, 2020

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to avoid being stuck in a lockdown or Covid hotspot.

Is Jenna in town?

Nah, she's covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 18, 2020

Jumping the whale

when your favorite show starts to flag and go downhill, and then adds a fat character for no good reason making the show look stupid, as when STD added Stacey Abrams as the president of Earth

When The Mandalorian added Lizzo as it's "jumping the whale" moment, we all knew it was on its way down then.

by NeoTechni April 7, 2023

lacey jumping

A sexual act in which a female (or male ) has sex with four (or more) people in a six hour period ,alcohol is usually involved.

"Dude the party was so lit ,savannah went lacey jumping and i think she set a world record. "

by cap'n crunch August 20, 2016