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Jobwin's Law

the rule that if given enough time in any online discussion about Apple, someone will eventually make a comparison to Steve Jobs would have done differently (a variation on Goodwin's law)
"If Steve Jobs were alive, he would have never allowed that color choice on the new packaging."
OR
"Steve Jobs must be rolling in his grave over the new Apple commercials!"

"Can we please stop mentioning Steve Jobs' name everything Apple does something we don't like? Jobwin's law is really pissing me off right now."
by somethingelsefl August 2, 2012
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Spirit of the Laws

by Sexydimma July 7, 2021
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Jamingson's Law

Jamingson's Law is a term used when people resort to petty and unjustified insults in an argument to try and look intimidating.
full definition- If you feel the need to call resort to insults in a formal argument you are an idiot, a fool, and should leave immediately to avoid looking like a bigger fool
Guy #1 No Ford is a way better brand than Honda
Guy#2 No Honda Is better by a longshot
Guy#1 Whatever, bitch ass loser.
Guy#2 Heh, ever heard of Jamingson's Law.
by _Haoudin_ October 23, 2019
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Honey's law

Honey's law is a term from the video game Counter Strike: Global Offensive. The term refers to an incident referring to a CS:GO tournament where semi professional Counter Strike player Honey stated to his team "Don't get headshotted" as his entire team proceeds to get headshotted by a single enemy player.
>Doesn't remember Honey's law
>Proceeds to get headshotted immediately
>Your fault, retard.
by Black Santaclaus July 10, 2019
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Moldy's Law

Give someone the chance to be stupid, and they will take it.
"Trump needs to have his phone taken away. Otherwise, Moldy's Law will mean he will get on Twitter."
by Mojo1936 May 20, 2019
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Barney's Law

'Where there is a potential for griefing you will usually find a griefer' - Barney Bee
'Stuff of Socrates' - Twitch Streamer Asmongold

Law of the Internet.
Player A: 'He burnt down my house!'
Player B: 'Well what do you know.. that's Barney's Law!'
by Dank Meme Lover March 15, 2022
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Emory's Law

Emory's Law states that if a person, place, or thing, does exist, will exist, or used to exist, someone will find a reason to hate it.
Alex: I hate Emory's law
Benson: I hate that they're building a new dam.
Craig: I hate how the Soviet Union ran its country.
by AVeryRealName October 18, 2021
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