by chckndrmstck August 14, 2024
Get the Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?mug. 
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
Get the If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideasmug. “Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
Get the Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.mug. Refers to street in Houston one commonly ends up on if they are lost.
Phrase is used for when someone is experiencing temporary insanity (possibly from a caffeine overdose) and either jumps to and from multiple topics in one conversation or winds up in the middle of nowhere when driving to a destination they have been to multiple times.
Phrase is used for when someone is experiencing temporary insanity (possibly from a caffeine overdose) and either jumps to and from multiple topics in one conversation or winds up in the middle of nowhere when driving to a destination they have been to multiple times.
Person 1: Wait, I thought we were talking about the health care plan and now you're talking about shopping for your mother's birthday present?
Person 2: Why am I on Dunlavy?
Person 2: Why am I on Dunlavy?
by Dunlavy December 28, 2010
Get the Why am I on Dunlavy?mug. Example of why-hard:
Questioning on every sentence other people say.
Person ,, Such a beautiful pot.''
Why-hard ,, Why is it beautiful?''
Person ,, Because of that original design.''
Why-hard ,, Why design and how it is original?''
Person ,, Because this design never have been made before, and I just love it''
Why-hard ,, Why it didn't been made before? Why do you love it?''
etc.
Questioning on every sentence other people say.
Person ,, Such a beautiful pot.''
Why-hard ,, Why is it beautiful?''
Person ,, Because of that original design.''
Why-hard ,, Why design and how it is original?''
Person ,, Because this design never have been made before, and I just love it''
Why-hard ,, Why it didn't been made before? Why do you love it?''
etc.
by CoffeeK_ May 27, 2016
Get the why-hardmug.