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large waffle

Real Nibba: Medium Waffle.

You: Issa Large Waffle.
by Mr.Mc.Mac. December 26, 2017
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Gourmet Waffles

A code word for "second base" when txting or talking
Maggie and I had gourmet waffles the other day.
by Nikeswoosh May 25, 2011
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Scuz Waffle

This term usually refers to the kid that no one in school wants to talk to because he hasn't bathed in three weeks. You can usually spot this person without having to get too close to smell them by noting their old heavy metal T-Shirts and stupid ass look on their face. They pride themselves on underachievement and playing air guitar in class instead of trying to better themselves. They serve no real purpose in life except to keep people in need of good organs on the waiting list longer than they should. Someone should really pass a law that says we can harvest them.
"You know, looking back on all the assholes from high school, I think it's safe to say that Tim and George were real scuz waffles."
by KevoB April 21, 2009
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Waffle Blue

A dark shade of blue most often applied to the common STD "Blue Waffle."
Britney- My favorite color is Waffle Blue!
Adoring Fan- Ewww, you have one?!
Britney- Huh?
by Assburgerzz? August 24, 2010
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waffle batter

Andy sniffed Ernie's waffle batter all night long, until sperm came out of ernie's waffle batter
by milzy April 26, 2006
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The Westford Waffle Sandwich

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.
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Waffle House

when a group of about 12 teenage boys, usually from a private school, gets together around a table with a waffle in the middle, and masturbate to it. they have to cum on the waffle as fast as they can, because the last person to jizz on it must eat the waffle.
Steve: So who went to the waffle house last night?

John: The golf team.

Steve: Who lost?

John: Krishnan. It was fucking disgusting.
by internationalhouseofwaffles December 13, 2010
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