Weirdo Van Beardo

Typically a male with unkept stubble or oddly disheveled appearance while also driving a suspicious looking van or truck

“Gross there goes another weirdo van beardo driving a broken down van.”

by DarthStellar September 3, 2022

doonie van

The doonie van, is whenever you have to get to doonie land. So the only way to get there is the doonie van. Otherwise known as game or rizz.

Jake: hey girl, are you a star because your shiny
Jessica: omg thats so sweet
(Tyrone and jamal listen to the conversation)
Tyrone: ey jamal, this man definitely not going to the doonie van on the way to doonie land
Jamal: word bro, word

by Retard434 November 3, 2022

white van

run

Hey kids want some candyyyyy just hop in my white van?????

no....kids.....run

by i'llprobablybeonhereat3am November 18, 2022

Monique van Bael

She was born in 1915 and became a high ranking Nazi's Officer in 1938. In World War II she raped and killed a lot of children in Auswitz. In 1945 she got killed by Joseph Stalin and went to hell. In 2000 she got raised from the death by Adolf Hitler. She got sent to Germany to become a rapist German teacher and then she got sent to the Netherlands to torture and rape children from the Blariacumcollege in Blerick.

Damn, that bitch really do be a Monique van Bael

by Hiding bodies with Helmer November 23, 2022

Van hammer

a

holy shit ike really wants this van hammer

by ikesa May 1, 2022

Rip Van Winklin'

Verb - To sleep for a inappropriate, borderline self-destructive, length of time; to pull a Rip Van Winkle

"Hey Bro, how was your weekend?"
"Not great, I ate a sus banana on Friday and was Rip Van Winklin' until Monday."
"fuckin' sus bananas bro."

by Jimmy Chopsticks October 3, 2022

Van Pham

she loves cats. idk why. but she does.

van pham: meow meow meow

by nutsie October 12, 2022