Mexican Turkey Choke

When a person squeezes the penis so hard that you lose all circulation making the penis fully white

Last night she gave me a Mexican Turkey Choke

by Kevin Keems December 4, 2016

turkey day expulsion

The releasing, sometimes known as puking, after an enormous meal on thanksgiving. Usually after, having a family member inspect the food.

The four family members gathered around the fire to share some turkey day expulsions.

by SawyerEric December 16, 2008

Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021

Shoot a new turkey

A variant on "turn over a new leaf", but associated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car's oil, or going to the dentist.

Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.

I really hate moving, but you just gotta shoot a new turkey, ya know?

by slippy frog September 20, 2014

Hand Turkey of Shame

An incriminating hand print left on the ass or elsewhere by a hookup partner you'd rather everyone else not know about.

Hand Turkey of Shame:
Hickies and hand turkeys of shame decorated the returning student body.

by Don't use your real name, fool November 27, 2011

Turkey Leg

A sexual act performed between 2 or more large hungry harry gay men, commonly know as "Bears". This involves a turkey leg being hidden underneath the "catchers" pillow. Moments prior to the "pitcher" ejaculating, one or both the catching bears, pulls the turkey leg out from underneath the pillow and proceeds to gnaw on the turkey leg. Meanwhile, the pitching bear ejaculates onto the turkey leg. Similar to the spit trick, only involving a piece of turkey in a sexual act, and large harry hungry men.

So I gave two guys a turkey leg last night.... Its all good...

by shrimp grenade October 10, 2010

Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair

Used in situations where you honestly don't know what the fuck to to say.

Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*

by The Zen Within February 3, 2012