Burping the turtle

The act of masturbating to completion!

My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!

by Jj clayt November 11, 2020

Catching That Turtle

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.

You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.

by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021

I LIKE TURTLES

I FKN LOVE TURTLES DUDE MY NAMES TURTLES KID AND GUESS WHAT, I LIKE TURTLES AHHHH

Kid1- hello how are you today

Kid2- I LIKE TURTLES

by ImAshy April 2, 2021

Sneezy the Turtle

Epic cool kid very fun . fun jokes .

Natural habitat: royale high trading server

Sneezy the turtle is epik epik wow so cool

by Rat hargreeves April 22, 2021

To kiss a turtle

To take a chance for the sake of taking the chance. To take control of your life and step out of your comfort zone.

Dude: I think I’m going to try out for the varsity basketball team

Gal: Way To kiss a turtle!

by ToastedRavs36 March 1, 2022

What The Flying Turtles

''What the fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas July 6, 2022

Red headed turtle

When a women has an oversized clit, that sticks out past the vagina lips

I could see she had a red headed turtle when she took off her panties.

by Doohymer July 7, 2023