An Uncle Tony, someone who not just owns the shit, but owns all of the shit. The person you think you know, but truly has much more depth that you wouldn't expect. Now add the ability to overcome, conquer, and destroy anyone or anything to that mix. You may not know Uncle Tony, but Uncle Tony knows you.
by Flokifreak October 27, 2021
Get the Uncle Tonymug. Tony's the kind of guy people would write about, like i'm doing now. He's kind, generous, funny, and especially handsome. He never fails to make someone smile or laugh. especially since he's the sassiest person I've ever met. He's sweet, and honestly in my opinion, perfect. He makes life feel better, even if we've been through tough times. He's never failed to make up for it. He gives the best hugs, and the best kisses. He loves everything about me and I hope to any God up there that he'll never leave me. He listens like no other, and it's even better when he looks at you with those starry, alluring , puppy eyes of his. He may be insecure and hate things about himself, but that's fine because i'll always remind him of how perfect he is. I just hope he knows how deeply I've fallen in love with him. (I'd k1ll someone for him :D)
Girl: "Do you know Tony?"
Me: " Of course I do, Why?"
Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."
Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"
Girl: "sure!!"
(Later That evening)
Girl: <walking to the house>
Me: <runs her over>
:)
Happy ever after.
Me: " Of course I do, Why?"
Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."
Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"
Girl: "sure!!"
(Later That evening)
Girl: <walking to the house>
Me: <runs her over>
:)
Happy ever after.
by A D D Y <3 January 23, 2024
Get the Tonymug. Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!
by anonymous April 20, 2025
Get the Tony hawkedmug. by hadyns friend January 29, 2021
Get the Tony Vandenbrinkmug. TheLongshot, also known as Toni, is a common term used for amazing FIFA players and Strela specialists. TheLongshots/Toni's pride themselves at standing tall against racism. Toni originated from Italy, although lately Dutch Toni's are taking over. It is unlikely that there are other foreign Toni's, although there may be Toni wannabe's that have similar characteristics.
FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.
FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.
Person A: "Dude this guy subbed in Orsic in the 65th minute and he's already scored a hat-trick against me"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"
Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"
Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"
Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"
Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"
by NotTheLongshot November 24, 2021
Get the TheLongshot/Tonimug. Oh no, have they done "A Tony Dexter" ?
Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.
Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.
by Diogeknees November 26, 2020
Get the A Tony Dextermug. Ol’ Tony is one of many nicknames of a cowboy who is named Anthony or Tony. He is a risk taker and is nice to the ladies, he is a lone drifter and is probably armed to the teeth and if on his bad side, he will see you but you won’t be able to see him until your ass is kicked. He loves horses and wants to develop a relationship with every horse he meets even if he doesn’t own them. He is an outdoorsman and prefers to piss outside than in a bathroom. He love it when his adrenaline is pumped and is usually the the cowboy that will be on the back of a bucking bronc. He loves to rodeo regardless of making 8 seconds or getting his ass bucked off. He loves the Old West and is a cowboy poet and balladeer. He like many cowboys will do anything in his power to keep the Western way of life alive. He doesn’t take kindly to bossiness unless it is his boss giving him orders. Here is the type of guy that would be outside 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year and he loves American West.
by Cowboy of no name November 20, 2023
Get the Ol’ Tonymug.