by RealNiggaHoursGlock February 12, 2016
This term usually refers to the kid that no one in school wants to talk to because he hasn't bathed in three weeks. You can usually spot this person without having to get too close to smell them by noting their old heavy metal T-Shirts and stupid ass look on their face. They pride themselves on underachievement and playing air guitar in class instead of trying to better themselves. They serve no real purpose in life except to keep people in need of good organs on the waiting list longer than they should. Someone should really pass a law that says we can harvest them.
"You know, looking back on all the assholes from high school, I think it's safe to say that Tim and George were real scuz waffles."
by KevoB April 22, 2009
by chinquay September 17, 2019
The response to "medium waffle"
by Mr.Mc.Mac. December 26, 2017
Another word for penis.
by milzy April 10, 2006
The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.
by definition_daddy👅💦 February 04, 2017
when a group of about 12 teenage boys, usually from a private school, gets together around a table with a waffle in the middle, and masturbate to it. they have to cum on the waffle as fast as they can, because the last person to jizz on it must eat the waffle.
Steve: So who went to the waffle house last night?
John: The golf team.
Steve: Who lost?
John: Krishnan. It was fucking disgusting.
John: The golf team.
Steve: Who lost?
John: Krishnan. It was fucking disgusting.
by internationalhouseofwaffles December 12, 2010