king of the tards

when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards

person: aight so you know uncle T?

jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)

Person: (smiles)

jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)

person: aight so the other day . . .

jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap

person (chuckles)

jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)

person is the king of the tards

by planekid December 18, 2017

hash king

A man who is worship for his hash abilities, a man above all communities, a God.

That lad is THE Hash King bro

by The Orwin slaver December 24, 2017

Burger Kinging

When you approach someone in a fast food resturant in an attempt to flirt with a hot person but you just end up being socially awkward.

I was at a burger king yesterday, and I saw someone totally Burger Kinging the cashier.

by is_Quaz April 15, 2020

KEVIN KING

A tall lightskin that is good at videogames

Is that a KEVIN KING over there?

by Lightskinman April 23, 2020

King of the Zoom

A game in which you work to be the last person standing in a zoom meeting. If everyone else leaves before you, congrats you're King (or queen) of the Zoom. AKA Zoom Chicken

Our team meeting was only scheduled for 30 minutes but a fierce battle for King of the zoom broke out and we were there for an hour and a half.

by hammer73time November 10, 2020

King Rounding

The style of math that statisticians and toddlers use, like in the game of checkers, it implies hopping spaces as the king does... and rounding after it should've stopped. This can also entail rounding WITHIN math problems and causing confusion.

Person A: Dude I need

Person B: Are you King Rounding?
Person A: Tf did you just call me?
Person B: no, you rounded too early
Person A: I gotta start over...
Person B: shoulda stayed in primary

by psuedominiom May 5, 2020

king daddy

Carly King Myers: is an amazingly intelligent , extremely

sexy, and all the way around just a unbelievably badass individual. One of a kind friend. HONEST TO HIS CORE. You'll worship him as a lover if he ever gives you the chance. He is breath taking. Both good and bad. He can be quite the asshole if you're a burnt, no life, no spunk havin ass retarded idiot , and if u can't gangster the fuck up and accept and hear the truth....WELL your in for a treat with this one 🤣

You'll want him all the time but he won't ever allow it more more than 12hrz , 24 if you're lucky.

AN INSPIRATION.

AND EVEN MORE THAN ANY OF THIS.....HE IS A KICKASS FATHER TO HIS SON. All the way around sweetheart of a father, raises his son and I'm sure future kids to be upstanding, gentlemen and good people.

Not afraid to fuck someone up

You won't wanna be his enemy , promise ;)

Rock my world again, King Daddy ?

by Future ex wife May 28, 2020