When you blow up your thumb with explosives so it swells and needs stitches, in order to use it sexually because your dick isn't big enough for her.
She was going to leave me because of my micro penis. So I threw some SLAPP rounds down range until my 50 exploded. Now my Kentucky thumb will keep us together for 2 more weeks.
by Kentucky Thumb May 20, 2021
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Putting your thumb in another hole where your thumb fits
Putting your thumb in another hole where your thumb fits
Me: "Kentucky ballistics' .50 blew up the other day and put a hole in his chest"
Friend: "Did he give himself the Kentucky thumb?"
Friend: "Did he give himself the Kentucky thumb?"
by Cheesewheeloffortune May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky Thumb mug.When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"
Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?
by Scott the hero May 20, 2021
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Get the Kentucky Thumb mug.Using your thumb (primarily someone from Kentucky) to plug any holes on the human body whether in sexual or non-sexual context.
Brandon: Hey Scott, I gave my wife the good ol' Kentucky thumb after your "incident"
Scott: That's great man, I'm happy to hear that.
Scott: That's great man, I'm happy to hear that.
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Get the Kentucky Thumb mug.Putting your whole thumb into a buthole during sex. Can be performed by a partner or solo.
The saying originates from an accident that occured when the popular gun-youtuber Scott DeShields or "Kentucky Ballistics" was shooting his 50.Cal sniper rifle. The rifle exploded and sent shrapnel in his neck and caused severe blood loss. To save his life Scott put his thumb into the whole where the shrapnel had penetrated his skin and thus making it to the hospital and surviving.
After the accident the gun community exploded with memes about his thumb and ultimatley the "Kentucky Thumb" was created.
The saying originates from an accident that occured when the popular gun-youtuber Scott DeShields or "Kentucky Ballistics" was shooting his 50.Cal sniper rifle. The rifle exploded and sent shrapnel in his neck and caused severe blood loss. To save his life Scott put his thumb into the whole where the shrapnel had penetrated his skin and thus making it to the hospital and surviving.
After the accident the gun community exploded with memes about his thumb and ultimatley the "Kentucky Thumb" was created.
I gave my girl a Kentucky Thumb last night and she loved it.
Have you ever tried to do a Kentucky Thumb to your wife?
Have you ever tried to do a Kentucky Thumb to your wife?
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