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Peanut

A kind mother that has one unstable uneducated son!!
Karen your son is such a “peanut”
by Jerrt234 June 8, 2020
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Peanut butter spoon

When you spoon a Woman’s vagina with peanut butter on your hand and then have a dog lick it
“I gave Rachel and peanut butter spoon which her dog Henry last night
by SomeA$$hole April 8, 2022
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Peanut butter jelqing

When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person
“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything
by Silly bug guy March 5, 2025
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Open the peanut butter

Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.
Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"
by Wolf13 October 24, 2014
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peanut butter and jelly

A American Jihadi code term for explosives training.
the name peanut butter and jelly would make sense as a synonym for explosives training when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing.
by Sexydimma December 2, 2014
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Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.
That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
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